Listen up, fam. This geezer, he's gone and got triggered, you know what I'm sayin'? Some absolute {knobhead|muppet was talkin' rubbish, and this mate just went mental. It was like a whole scandal unfoldin' right before our very eyes, you wouldn't believe it! Now, I ain't sayin' the other guy was right, but this fella could've taken it easy, yeah?